Have you tried the Vintage Hankie Diet?Posted: June 16, 2014
Some people claim to have tried every diet ever devised. Atkins. South Beach. Low carb. Low fat. Paleo. You name it.
But I bet they’ve never tried the Vintage Hankie Diet. It’s a strict regime with only 60 items on the menu.
Of course, you’ll survive just fine because eight of them are alcoholic.
Fancy a beer? Sherry? Cognac? It’s got you covered.
You won’t feel a bit deprived. It’s got all five food groups: veggies & fruit, dairy, grains, champagne and caviar. It’s a recipe for a party.
Maybe this hankie was supposed to be a take-along reminder to watch your waist at social events. As if your girdle wouldn’t be enough of a reminder.
You’re even allowed to have chocolate. Just don’t go overboard and eat the entire box.
You could make some truly strange combinations on this diet plan. Pate and pie? Spaghetti and sauterne? Pineapple and sardines?
Thanks, anyway! I think I’ll pass on the Vintage Hankie Diet.
Do you know what that brown blobby thing is in the fourth photo? Please let me know!
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