It’s old, it’s cast iron, it’s green, it’s . . . what is it?Posted: October 25, 2014
I just found a kitchen tool that was so caked in dirt that it was hard to tell what it was.
But I could tell that it was cast iron, that it was green, and that it was certainly old.
It took me twenty minutes of careful scrubbing to get the gunk off the cast iron without also removing what remained of that wonderful green paint. Sorry that I don’t have a “before” picture.
Here are the clean parts:
First, a crank with a silky polished wooden knob. I love that little wooden flange that keeps your fingertips from rubbing against the crank. A very thoughtful design detail!
(Oh, and did you know that I keep our bandaids in a vintage metal bandaid box? Those doofy modern paper boxes just don’t cut it in a damp bathroom.)
Then we’ve got the cast iron body of the tool, sporting a molded-in funnel that fits against those sharp blades . . .
. . . and a lovely little iron thumb-turn to hold the tool steady on your tabletop.
So what is it? Well, if you guessed Spong’s Bean Slicer No. 632 . . .
. . . you’re right! What’s more, it was made in one of my favorite places.
This tool is probably close to a century old. You can easily imagine it in the kitchen at Downton Abbey!
Newer Spong’s Bean Slicers are easy to find on ebay and etsy, but they’re more cheaply made. I’ve seen newer ones with boxy proportions, plastic knobs, and thumbturns made of thick chrome-plated wire. Functional, yes. Well-designed and sculptural, not so much.
The quality of modern cast iron just isn’t there anymore, too. Compare any vintage cast iron skillet with a modern one—the vintage one will be smoothly polished and finished like this bean slicer. The modern one will look crude and unfinished in comparison.
Another reason to buy vintage. As if you needed one!
So how does the Spong’s Bean Slicer No. 632 work?
You fit the cutting disc to the body, screw on the crank handle, and tighten the thumb-screw clamp to the table. (Easy! No manual to read cover to cover!)
Pop a green bean into the funnel and turn the crank . . .
. . . and out come diagonal bean slices onto your vintage Buffalo China plate.
In no time flat, and without a spark of electricity, you’ve got a pile of beans ready to be cooked.
Mrs. Patmore would approve!
What interesting old kitchen tools have YOU found lately?