You better watch out!Posted: December 24, 2014
Gah! Where did December go?!
I had all these fabulous posts of vintage Christmas stuff planned in my head, and then . . . December just happened.
We didn’t even get a tree up till last weekend. The now-empty ornament boxes are still waiting to go back out to the loft so we’re not tripping over them. There are a few more things to wrap. I have a pie to bake. Forget about making cookies, it ain’t happening.
Ready or not, Santa Claus is coming to town.
And boy, is he ever grumpy.
So grumpy that even the elves are trying to stay out of his way.
Even a nationally-advertised cola beverage isn’t doing a thing for him. Except maybe adding to his overly pudgy cheeks.
Nobody wants to come close enough to drop a few coins in his kettle. Can you blame them?
Let’s leave him a nice tipple of Bailey’s next to a cozy gold armchair. That should help.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!